Crapola Web Translator - Translates web pages to a variety of dialects.
Funkatizer - Choose from Valley Girl, Swedish Chef, Germanish and many more funkatized translations.
Lost in Translation - Uses the Systran translation software to transfer a given sentence from English to five different languages and back.
Lost in Translation - A collection of poor translations into English from sales and travel brochures, as well as the hospitality trade.
RFC 1605: SONET to Sonnet Translation (FTP) - "Because Synchronous Optical Network (SONET) transmits data in frames of bytes, it is fairly easy to envision ways to compress SONET frames to yield higher bandwidth over a given fiber optic link. This memo describes a particular method, SONET Over Novel English Translation (SONNET)." Written by W. Shakespeare of Globe Communications.
The Dialectizer - Browse the web or read text in any of several comic English dialects. Pick from Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, and Pig Latin.
The Universal Translator - Translates the web to skinhead, pimp, smurf, aussie, cockney and redneck.
Valley URL - Offers website translation into Valley Girl.