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COMPUTER HUMOR LINKS

  • 2K ModernDaze - Geeks, nerds, and other lifeforms working on Silicon Alley, well actually, surfing the web and getting paid for it.
  • A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys - Frequently forwarded humor article promoting geeky men as marriage material for women.
  • Academic Programmers: A Spotter's Guide - A list of the twenty types of academically trained programmers, compiled by a University of York computer scientist.
  • Active HumorNT: What alternative OS do you want to make fun of today? - Active HumorixNT: Linux humor. Or rather, humor against Linux written by a team of Microserfs.
  • Addict's Fun Files - Screensavers, desktop programs, funny animations and files.
  • Allegedly Funny: Nerd Humor - Fun, jokes and humor for nerds. Prank assembler opcodes, prank programming languages, prank manuals, the California Coding Convention, and intimidatingly much other stuff.
  • Batsu's Desktop - Batsu's recreation of a Macintosh OS Desktop with a few funny little jokes, created using Javascript and DHTML.
  • BOFH Jargon - An explanation of the terms used by systems administrators.
  • BOFH-style Excuse Server
  • Catcat's Home - Computer-related jokes, FAQ, philosophy and tips.
  • CD-ROM's in the Microwave - CD-ROM's in the microwave.
  • Computer Complaints - Parodies, rants and reenactments relating to computers.
  • Computer Magic - A computer magic trick about love, lust, and sex.
  • Computer Programming Humor - Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
  • Computer Stupidities - Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
  • ComputerPranks.org - Computer pranks, free downloads, bastardizations, free e-mail, and VB source codes.
  • CyberMytes - Site about creatures who live inside your computer and carry the bits of information back and forth.
  • Dictionary of Computing - A humourous dictionary of computing terms.
  • Einstein, Heisenberg, and Tipler before the Throne of God - God is a programmer, actually, and quantum nonlocality is just a bug.
  • Epigrams in Programming - List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
  • Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code - A song kind of by Paul Simon.
  • Funny Anti Bill Gates - Funny collection of anti Bill Gates stuff.
  • Funny Bunny Place - Humor not only for informatics.
  • Giggle Productions - Business and IT related cartoons and worst case practice including help desk.
  • Girlfriend 1.0 - Software compatibility problems with the application Girlfriend 1.0.
  • God as a Computer Programmer - A metaphor answering several important theological questions.
  • Hacker's Wisdom - Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
  • Hello, World Page - Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells etc.) as possible.
  • Holger's Humor Page - Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
  • How to Write Unmaintainable Code - Guaranteed lifetime employment thanks to write-only Java code.
  • Humorix - All Linux Humor. All Copied Mottos. All the Time. Jokes, humor, fun about everyone's favorite non-Microsoft operating system and user community. The most dangerous and subversive of all Linux websites. Run by true Linux terrorists. Updates 1x/week. Fake news.
  • I Hate Computers - Reasons to hate computers. Regular newsletter with back issues.
  • I Live Online.com - A fun site for those who spend too much time online.
  • II Mozilla 27:14-22 - An excerpt from the Book of Mozilla [King Kong Authorized Version].
  • Internet Parking Violation - Send a personalized parking violation to anybody who you think needs a warning.
  • iToast - A small bit of iMac humor.
  • Jargon File - Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
  • JokeWallpaper.com - Free humorous desktop wallpaper that makes fun of computers and popular culture.
  • Laugh Along with GNU - Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
  • Life of Programmer - Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
  • Linux Got Me Kicked Out of Wal Mart - Movies taken with a camera smuggled into a Wal Mart.
  • Linux Haiku - Share thoughts and humor on linux using the ancient Japanese form of poetry known as haiku.
  • Linux Laughs - Collection of various humor bits.
  • Linux Sucks - Message board for posting your opinions. Read some articles.
  • Network Traffic Tickets - Issue a Network Traffic Ticket to the offending party. They may not get a fine, but you'll feel better.
  • Object-Oriented Programming Jokes - Dr. Shuguang Hong's compilation of OO humor.
  • Original Mouse House - Help with global efforts to provide free night-time shelter to millions of homeless computer mice by downloading and building a mouse house.
  • Please Spam Me - Sarcastic ode to the worst of the worst junk e-mail.
  • Programming is a Weird and Wacky World - Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
  • Programming Languages are Like Women - Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
  • Reflections on Trusting Trust - An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
  • RFC 1149: A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers (FTP) - "This memo describes an experimental method for the encapsulation of IP datagrams in avian carriers. This specification is primarily useful in Metropolitan Area Networks. This is an experimental, not recommended standard. Distribution of this memo is unlimited." (April 1, 1990)
  • RFC 1605: SONET to Sonnet Translation (FTP) - "Because Synchronous Optical Network (SONET) transmits data in frames of bytes, it is fairly easy to envision ways to compress SONET frames to yield higher bandwidth over a given fiber optic link. This memo describes a particular method, SONET Over Novel English Translation (SONNET)." Written by W. Shakespeare of Globe Communications. (April 1, 1994)
  • RFC 1882: The 12-Days of Technology Before Christmas (FTP) - Parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas." (December 21, 1995)
  • RFC 1924: A Compact Representation of IPv6 Addresses (FTP) - "IPv6 addresses, being 128 bits long, need 32 characters to write in the general case, if standard hex representation, is used, plus more for any punctuation inserted (typically about another 7 characters, or 39 characters total). This document specifies a more compact representation of IPv6 addresses, which permits encoding in a mere 20 bytes." (April 1, 1996)
  • RFC 1925: The Twelve Networking Truths (FTP) - "This memo documents the fundamental truths of networking for the Internet community. This memo does not specify a standard, except in the sense that all standards must implicitly follow the fundamental truths." (April 1, 1996)
  • RFC 2321: RITA -- The Reliable Internetwork Troubleshooting Agent (FTP) - "A Description of the usage of Nondeterministic Troubleshooting and Diagnostic Methodologies as applied to today's complex nondeterministic networks and environments." (April 1, 1998)
  • RFC 2323: IETF Identification and Security Guidelines (FTP) - "This RFC is meant to represent a guideline by which the IETF conferences may run more efficiently with regards to identification and security protocols, with specific attention paid to a particular sub-group within the IETF: "facial hairius extremis". This document will shed further illumination on these problems and provide some possible solutions. This memo provides entertainment for the Internet community. It does not specify an Internet standard of any kind, but is rather unstandard, actually. Please laugh loud and hard." (April 1, 1998)
  • RFC 2324: Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0) (FTP) - "This document describes HTCPCP, a protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots." (April 1, 1998)
  • RFC 2325: Definitions of Managed Objects for Drip-Type Heated Beverage Hardware Devices using SMIv2 (FTP) - This RFC "defines objects for the management of coffee-brewing and maintenance devices." (April 1, 1998)
  • RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service (FTP) - "This memo amends RFC 1149, 'A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers', with Quality of Service information. This is an experimental, not recommended standard." (April 1, 1999)
  • RFC 2550: Y10K and Beyond (FTP) - "As we approach the end of the millennium, much attention has been paid to the so-called "Y2K" problem. Nearly everyone now regrets the short-sightedness of the programmers of yore who wrote programs designed to fail in the year 2000. Unfortunately, the current fixes for Y2K lead inevitably to a crisis in the year 10,000 when the programs are again designed to fail. This specification provides a solution to the "Y10K" problem which has also been called the "YAK" problem (hex) and the "YXK" problem (Roman numerals)." (April 1, 1999)
  • RFC 2551: The Roman Standards Process -- Revision III (FTP) - "This memo documents the process used by the Roman community for the standardization of protocols and procedures. It defines the stages in the standardization process, the requirements for moving a document between stages and the types of documents used during this process. It also addresses the intellectual property rights and copyright issues associated with the standards process." (April 1, 1999)
  • RFC 2795: The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS) - A protocol suite which supports an infinite number of monkeys that sit at an infinite number of typewriters in order to determine when they have either produced the entire works of William Shakespeare or a good television show. (April 1, 2000)
  • RFC 527: ARPAWOCKY (FTP) - A song about the ARPANET. (June 22, 1973)
  • Segfault.org - Spoof news and parodies for geeks.
  • Simon's Stuff - Simon Travaglia is the author of the famous Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH) humor strip and his site is the home of the official archives and history.
  • Softpanorama Humor Archive - Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
  • The Arrow Homepage - Debates the true nomenclature of those arrow thingys sometimes found in software and other user interfaces.
  • The Best of Rec.Humor.Funny - Computer and science jokes.
  • The complete Bastard Operator From Hell
  • The Computer Humor Archive - A collection of over 300 computer related jokes, puns and stories.
  • The Evolution of a Programmer - Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
  • The Exploding Macintosh - a very "unhappy Mac"
  • The Geek Code - Demonstrate your true geekiness by including this compact code in your sig.
  • The Glasscollector Union - See the complete Bastard Operator From Hell ( BOFH ) here. Includes all the originals, the Network Week updates '95, '96, '97 and '98. Also has Bastard User From Hell and Bastard MUD Administrator From Hell.
  • The HellDesk - A humorous look at I.T. technical support, PC urban myths, funnies, howlers, and free downloads.
  • The Humor Department - Six categories offer jokes a'plenty about Bill Gates and Microsoft, Macintosh and Apple, Marathon and other systems.
  • The Lighter Side of Y2K - The comics for the new millennium. A dose of humor weekly.
  • The Retrocomputing Museum - Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
  • The Tao Of Programming - Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
  • Toasties - A guide to the fine art of destroying CD-ROMS, complete with image galleries and funny texts.
  • Trills' Humor Archive - Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.
  • Unloading Windows - Humorous site that converts Windows into a Mac OS. Just a joke.
  • Usenet, AD 1540 - Written argument between William G. and Thomas Smyth presented as Usenet posts.
  • What Linux Users Need to Know - A social guide for Linux users
  • Zizworld - Objects of humor include Y2K, computer technology, Star Wars, Microsoft, Austin Powers, and searching for employment.

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